The Mysterious Mystery of Olive the Otter Dog

---

Is there actually a flea orchestra that plays Russian music in her collar?

Was that purported flea orchestra trained by Paul, an alien from an ocean inside one of Saturn's moons who crash landed in New Mexico in 1947?

Was Paul's purported mission to repair the signal lost from the broadcast of Eugene Ormandy and the Philadelphia Orchestra, given that no one on Saturn's moon knew the musicians were on strike?

Only Crazy Old Hazel knew for sure.

Hazel's magic recordings were pitched to A=440 Hz, and the premier musicians around would flex their musical muscles playing along at parties. Hazel never explained how her recordings stayed in tune.

After a life full of music, all we have now is a cardboard box full of classical music recordings (all pitched to A=440 Hz); pictures of Hazel and her dogs and cats -- Olive, Izzy, Jersey, Poppy, Kiti Mao!, and the twins, Cheeseburger and Mouse -- with Elvis, the Beatles, and all the great conductors; and a methods book for how to teach yourself music.

The box read only "OLIVE THE OTTER DOG."